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Monkey Puzzle Wine
by Miss Silver on 1/27/2010
Monte dos Cabaços = Mountain of Virgins
by Juky on 12/10/2009
This wine is from Portugal, translating to english is literally "Mountain of Virgins" - but imagine (...)
Old Fart and his wife too
by Brian Shipley on 11/17/2009
A Syrah/Grenache Rhone red blend, and for the ladies there's the Old Fart's Wife which is a Merlot. (...)
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Smiley Wine
by Matt Smith on 11/12/2009

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Dessert wine....
by Kelly on 11/6/2009
From Bonny Doon Vineyard, pronounced "Booty" Call. A rather nice dessert wine!
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K Syrah
by ddeco on 11/2/2009
Located at the base of the Blue Mountains in Walla Walla Washington, K Vintners opened its doors to (...)
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Soffocone
by pirate on 10/26/2009
is a slang Tuscan word for the act woman on her knees on the label might be doing
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Stu Pedasso
by pirate on 10/26/2009
say it aloud!
Poizin
by gcb on 10/26/2009
I don't know if it still exists or not, but a few years ago I ran across a Zinfandel named "Poizin",(...)
Jorma
by Cacheflood on 10/24/2009
Jorma is product of Altia Group; It's man's name anonyme for 'Dick', also for drink addict dude. IRO(...)
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#10
by richmond on 10/23/2009
blasted church got its name because they wanted to move an old church and the nails were to tight to(...)
Piss a Lot
by ptinfrance on 10/22/2009
From the Burgundy region of France
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The essential uninvited guest
by Gareth on 10/22/2009

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Gnarly Head Old Vine Zin 2006
by Kristin C. on 10/8/2009
...a lingering and spicy finish! Lodi, CA
Führerwein
by -DES- on 9/29/2009
Found this picture on internet.
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Dog's Bollocks Wine
by LyndseyLinz on 9/27/2009
great name, nasty wine
Lonely Seaman
by Prudence on 9/22/2009
Um, possibly the one thing many of us don't want to drink . . . other labels from the same winery in(...)
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"Ass Kisser"
by EN on 9/20/2009
Kröver Nacktarsch
by rgloeckner on 9/20/2009
famous german white wine. see the link for a historical story
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Vampire Wines
by Thoracias on 9/18/2009
Welcome mortal to Vampire.com, the ultimate beverage resource for vampires seeking alternatives to t(...)
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USB (port) Wine
by Fisher on 9/18/2009
Due to regulatory changes, any "port" wine not made in Portugal could no longer be labeled as such. (...)
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Golden Beaver
by Botak Besar on 9/13/2009
carretillero del diablo (Devil's Wheelbarrow pusher)
by Marcos Gonzalez on 9/13/2009
This wine was released in Chile to be opened the day former dictator Augusto Pinochet dies, as he di(...)
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Casillero del Diablo (Devil's Locker)
by Saldivia on 9/11/2009
Chilean winemakers "Concha y Toro" named this fine wine due to a legend, old workers said that ancie(...)
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Cheap Wine - Literally!
by Bill Lehane on 9/9/2009
These two honestly titled bottles were spotted on sale in Alberquerque, New Mexico
Ritoznoj?an
by Ale? on 9/9/2009
Translation: "The one that makes your buttochs sweat" (while you work in the wineyard
purple pachyderm- an alternate venture.
by chris g on 9/9/2009
a popular musician, Les Claypool, formerly of the band primus, produces this from his own claypool-c(...)
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Big Ass Chard
by Ariel on 9/9/2009
A better picture of Big Ass Chard.
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Royal Bitch
by Wino on 9/8/2009
2005 Merlot
BIG fat LLAMA!
by Ivy on 9/8/2009

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"Holy Cow"
by Lia on 9/8/2009
Charles Smith Wines 2006 "Holy Cow" Columbia Valley Chardonnay I absolutely love cows!! Go Charles (...)
Menage a Trois
by lolliedollie231 on 9/8/2009
Menage a Trois wine from Folie à Deux Winery
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Goats do Roam
by Wes on 9/8/2009

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A Wine that makes you feel good
by Amelia Luckhurst on 9/8/2009
Tinto (red) wine from the north of Portugal, the Douro. An award-winning wine that comes in red a(...)
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Cheap Red Wine... Literally
by SE Graves on 9/8/2009
I came across an empty bottle of this as a stage prop during several theater productions at my local(...)
Love my Goat...by Bully Hill vinyards
by brozie on 9/7/2009
Just HOW you Love your Goat is up to you!
The Mutts Nuts
by Alex on 9/7/2009
Broke Ass Wine
by haphsaph on 9/7/2009
Broke Ass Wine. I've seen this in a few stores in the midwest (omaha), but I'm not sure how wide sp(...)
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Blue Nun Wine
by DILL BUXX on 9/7/2009

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Irony Wine
by ZQuiroz on 9/7/2009
Found this at a restaurant. I still wonder what is so ironic about it.
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Cat's Pee on a Gooseberry Bush
by KissyCougar on 9/7/2009
The wine comes from "Coopers Creek" and they make a donation to the local SPCA. They have other one(...)
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Three Legged Red
by CST on 9/7/2009
Dunham Cellars makes a mixed red named for their beloved dog Port. Sadly Port passed away, but they (...)
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A Faux Frog Merlot and A Boy Pi**ing Belgian Beer
by John S. Loder on 9/7/2009
Two lovely bottles. Seems like frogs and wine are a popular combo. Here's a free beer bottle should (...)
Plungerhead Wine
by JLH on 9/7/2009

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His Fault/Her Fault
by Elliot B. on 9/7/2009
His Fault is a white wine, and Her Fault is a red.
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chat en oeuf
by Crocomire on 9/7/2009
cat on egg....
Mommy's Time Out
by Tyler L on 9/7/2009
wine
Tennessee Wine 1
by Roger on 9/7/2009

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Big cock wine
by Free ride on 9/7/2009

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MUMMMM!
by pchp7 on 9/7/2009
Mumm.... wine
Therapy Vineyards: Freudian Sip
by notorious_tgb on 9/7/2009
another great Okanagan (canada) vintner. they also have a rose called Pink Freud
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Ménage à Trois Red
by Tracey on 9/7/2009
A great red wine with an eye catching name. They were selling them with buttons that said "I tried M(...)
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The Hammer Wine
by Dave L. on 9/7/2009

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Goats du Roam
by Dave L. on 9/7/2009

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Sinister Hand Wine
by Dave L. on 9/7/2009

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The Dead Arm
by Dave L. on 9/7/2009

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Shit liquor
by Helio on 9/7/2009
In Portugal there's a liquor called "Licor de Merda" (Shit liquor)
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Fifth Leg
by Gerard on 9/7/2009
Wine brand from Western Australia. With the dog as its logo, it's a none too subtle reference.
Sexy Wine
by Luís Magalhães on 9/7/2009
A great marketing concept. This portuguese wine is having recognition worldwide and has a cool name.(...)
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Casillero del Diablo = Cellar of the Devil
by Héctor Islas Bejarano on 9/7/2009
The most famous Chilean premium wine brand Casillero del Diablo means Cellar of the Devil, a name de(...)
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Bull's Blood
by MrsGod on 9/7/2009
It's a Romanian wine. 'Sange de taur' means 'Bull's Blood' and 'Bun pentru femei daca-l beau barbati(...)
Eselmilch - Donkey milk
by Todor Kirilov on 9/7/2009
Another Bulgarian trade mark
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Kaesler Old Bastard Shiraz
by Simon on 9/7/2009
Vasse Felix = Cat's Piss
by Simon on 9/7/2009
Vasse Felix translates from latin to 'Water of the Cat'. In Essence the wine is 'Cat's Piss'
Bear's blood
by Todor Kirilov on 9/7/2009
Famous Bulgarian wine, produced by different companies
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Cat's Pee on a Gooseberry Bush
by WinePaul on 9/7/2009

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