12 Funniest Fortune Cookies ever

Published on 5/14/2008 under Signs - 195,440 views

(and no, it's not photoshopped)

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		Stating the Obvious... by KidMoe on 1/13/2010 A few years ago, I opened a fortune cookie and was told (by the mystic powers that be) "You like Chi(...)

		Sorry, Wrong cookie by Carly on 10/20/2009 I don't have a picture, but when I was about 8 or 9 my mother got a fortune reading, "Sorry, wrong c(...)

		Lazy cookie by Rojamitchell on 10/18/2009 I got it today, i laughed a lot. (Source)

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