Payne & Fears… your worst nightmare
Low, Ball & Lynch… can’t get your lower than this
Weiner & Cox… touch me baby
Smart & Biggar… and getting bettar
Ziffren, Brittenham, Branca, Fischer, Gilbert-Lurie, Stiffelman, Cook, Johnson, Lande & Wolf… how may I help you?
Ball & Weed… and chicks, and rock and roll
Boring & Leach…. what can’t we do today?
Bickers & Bickers… damn, even the slogan is funny
Slaughter & Slaughter… beat me, harder!
Allen, Allen, Allen & Allen… OK, we got it after the third