Published on 7/29/2009
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Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
The manliest name on the planet. Just saying it will put hair on your chest, even if you're a woman. The awesome part? His rank: Staff Sergeant. Max is a computer technician at the Army National Guard troops from North Carolina, as reported by CBS News on a 2003 article about Iraq.
Pictured above is the tomb of the eldest son of Lieutenant General Sir Manley Power, a British military leader who fought in a number of campaigns for Britain and rosed to the rank of Lieutenant General. After his active military service, Manley was appointed Lieutenant Governor of Malta, which made him even manlier.
Rad Heroman, the most badass name for a marine ever. Damn, if my name were Rad Heroman my life would be going in an awesome different direction.
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Magnus Ver Magnusson
His name would have been enough to own the world, but he's not just a tough name: he's been the world's strongest man. This icelander was a powerlifter and strongman who won the title four times between 1991 and 1996.
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Rockland Steel
Now, this is a driver I can trust. He could easily be a naval ship.
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Lt. Commander. Flex Plexico
Flex Plexico, not bad at all. He's a public affairs officer at the Navy's Personnel Command.
Bonebrake, perfect last name for a kickboxing champion. He went the other way around and works as a chiropractor.
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Batman Bin Suparman
Beware Asian thieves and crooks: Batman, son of Superman, lives in Singapur and is ready to kick your butt anytime. Ok, being named after both superheroes could be a little too much, but hey, Asian streets are tougher.
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Optimus Prime
Michael Bay would be proud. In 2001, a firefighter for the Ohio National Guard, legally changed his name to "Optimus Prime" on his 30th birthday, because the show character was like a "father figure" for him when he was growing up. The name appears on his driver's license, military ID, and even his uniform. Take that, Megatron.
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Rip Torn
Just think about it. His name is RIP TORN. I mean, you can't get deadlier than that. We're giving him extra points for having the perfect face for it and being a great actor.
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Roma Maffia by Göran Persson on 1/31/2010 She's a woman but she got the coolest neme I ever heard of.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
Manley Power
Rad Heroman
Magnus Ver Magnusson
Rockland Steel
Lt. Commander. Flex Plexico
Elliott Bonebrake
Batman Bin Suparman
Optimus Prime
Rip Torn
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